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Machomanism

During millennia, men had to prove their manhood in front of women. At the beginning, men went away from home during weeks, crossing iced steppes to confront and kill terrifying animals like mammoths … with their bare hands.

But times change, and now men keep on making traverses… changing “mammoths” for “tobacco”, and now getting the trip done under temperatures slightly under the ones felt at The Sun‘s surface, walking to the nearest tobacconist placed no less than 1 km away, and finally sweating themselves to death just after delivering the parcel into the hands of his loved one.

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